The Enemy Has Been Living With Us the Whole Time and It's Gerbils 

For centuries, mankind has lived in harmony with the gerbil, welcoming it into our homes, allowing it run inside our smallest wheels, and encouraging it to raise our human children as it saw fit with little to no outside interference. Now, a new study has found that gerbils have been trying to kill us for 700 years. » 2/24/15 11:23am 2/24/15 11:23am

Here Is the Face of Civil Rights

Many viewers were moved to tears while watching John Legend and Common's show-stopping performance of ''Glory'' at the Academy Awards, including David Oyelowo—who portrayed Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in the film Selma—and also The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement star Chris Pine. » 2/22/15 11:48pm 2/22/15 11:48pm

What's Lindsay Lohan Gotten Herself Into Now? Hospital, for Rare Disease

Report-a port-a: Lindsay Lohan Got Chikungunya in Bora Bora. And had to be hospitalized for it. That's the news from TMZ, which reports that Lohan was admitted to King Edward VII's Hospital in London for "high fever" and "unbearable" joint pain, but has since been released. » 1/21/15 6:05pm 1/21/15 6:05pm

The Best Restaurant in New York Is: The Tenement Museum

Caity: Someone at a New Year's Eve party told me they felt we had hit a melancholy streak in our Best Restaurants lately. » 1/21/15 9:07am 1/21/15 9:07am

"Fuckkkkkk Yasssssss" Says Miley Cyrus, Baring Her Nipples to God

Full-grown adult, not a little kid anymore, not a child, full-grown woman, ADULT, sorry-not-sorry about being an adult Miley Cyrus has just posted an image of herself showing off her nipples and her thighs and her apple and her ribs to Instagram. The image is taken from a set of so-called "#NSFW Polaroids" featured… » 1/13/15 4:04pm 1/13/15 4:04pm

Beyoncé Posts Pregnant Beyoncé Sand Sculpture on Instagram

America's most famous pregnant singer, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter, has just posted a picture of herself styled as a beautiful pregnant sand monster en repose to Instagram. While pregnant with meaning, the image is unaccompanied by any caption, leaving the public to draw our own conclusions. Is Beyoncé pregnant? Is Beyoncé… » 1/11/15 2:28pm 1/11/15 2:28pm

What Did God Accidentally Give Bradley Cooper Instead of Nipples?

The man who will, in the absolute best case scenario of his life, go down in history as America's second-most-famous Brad—Bradley Cooper—appears within and without the February issue of W magazine in the costume of a nearly naked French clown. Pasty and slick, straight out of the Comédie-Italienne of your… » 1/06/15 5:47pm 1/06/15 5:47pm

Well, Well, Well My Enemy Blake Lively Has Birthed Her Baby

Hmmm, what have we here? It seems that my enemy Blake Lively has given birth to her child—a human child, suggests the New York Post, though no supporting information such as name, sex, or explicit confirmation that is in fact a human child, was furnished alongside its exclusive scoop. » 1/05/15 6:31pm 1/05/15 6:31pm

Alert, Alert Olivia Pope: Where Did This Malia Obama Selfie Come From?

Is this photo, which surfaced mysteriously online Monday and was immediately employed by the Pro Era rap crew to promote their official merchandise on Instagram, in fact a photo of Malia Obama, or just a very very very close doppelgänger? » 1/05/15 11:26am 1/05/15 11:26am

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The Best Restaurant in New York Is: FAO Schwarz

Rich: I can't believe we woke up at 6:30 in the morning to experience a live commercial for FAO Schwarz. » 12/23/14 11:35am 12/23/14 11:35am

The Best Restaurant in New York Is: The Rockefeller Center Ice Rink

Rich: Rock Center Cafe is the ideal spot to eat if you enjoy watching people, specifically children, fall down. » 12/16/14 10:40am 12/16/14 10:40am